My diary

Why is that my wife can mother me but I cannot father her?

Now this “obviously” is a very dangerous word.
It is obvious that the Sun moves around the Earth.
It is obvious that a ball of cotton will reach the ground later than a iron ball.
When ever I ask any stupid question, my friends stare at me and say “obviously”.
Once one of my friends was to appear for a exam in Delhi.
He had been to that school before also. I asked if it was the same school.
“Obviously” was his obvious answer.
He relaxed till the last moment and reached some fifteen minutes before the exam.
Clearly No one was there.
I asked him to verify from the watchman.
He felt it would make him look stupid with the name of school written in so much big font all over the place.
You have to be stupid if you want to bypass other stupids.
I took it upon myself.
He was devastated to know that it was the different branch if the same school some three kilometers away where the exam was to be held.
Trust but verify.
Obvious need not be true always.
It is obvious that a Stanford graduate is better than me.


With due respect to what ever he did for the blacks, including changing his skin color I came to know that his hair is being made into diamond.
The relationship between coal and diamond is well known
What ever is black can only be converted to diamond.
These fair and lovely people are of no good.
But why he took the risk of trying to turn himself into of a lighter colour.
Talking about him exposes me to the danger of being possessed by his spirit.
That is what I want. Rather I will invite him to possess me.
I want to be famous like him, make neverland but never do what he did there.

These marketing people are impossible:
They have come with a color coordinated set for bra and panties with floral pattern and brand logo for wedding.
I could have understood if it was a combo pack for honey-moon but for wedding?
Definitely she will not be wearing the low-rider jeans.
And what is definitely beyond me is why they name the sizes differently for both of them.
Anyways the images were good.